Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
childhood right here
Your Ex-Lover Is Dead // Stars
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
- Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck
Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap